she’s a rebel
vigilante
missing link on the
brink of destruction
from chicago to toronto
she’s the one that they call
old WhatsHerName
she’s the symbol
of resistance
and she’s holding
on my heart
like a hand grenade
~ She’s a Rebel ~
Green Day
Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby?
I don’t know, and don’t ever want to know.
Were you the first?
Yes.
Who was present at your birth?
I’d hope that my mom and dad were…
Were your parents married when you were born?
Yup.
What is your birthdate?
It’s in July. That’s all you’re getting.
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?
Awesome. We make “your mom” jokes.
Are your parents married?
Yes.
Siblings or an only child?
I have a brother.
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?
I’m the olds, I JUST said that.
What are your siblings names and ages?
My brother is younger than me.
Which parent do you get along with best?
Both, it really depends on the day.
What do you fight about?
What DON’T we fight about?
Do you have step parents?
Nope.
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?
K is the tippy top of the best friends category, but I do have more than one.
Who are your best friends?
K, M, M.
What do you like to do when you are together?
Just be.
Do you share the same interests?
Some, but not all of them.
Which friend can you tell anything to?
All of them, that’s why they’re BEST.
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?
Don’t go there.
Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
Introvert.
Are you happy?
Sure.
Do you live life to the fullest?
Probably not.
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?
Not usually.
Do you have any piercings besides your ears?
Nope.
Describe your hair:
Grown out and needs a cut.
What make-up do you wear?
Do you have an hour for me to answer this?
How do you dress?
Boring-ly except for when M dresses me up.
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?
I don’t know.
What did you use to love that you no longer do?
Fish, cheese and bananas.
Do you have the same friends?
As who?
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?
No, but if there was, why would I go through it again to tell strangers on the internet? Please think about that.
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?
To be happy and successful enough to have my own life.
Are you scared of growing old?
Yes.
Do you want to get married?
I don’t know, maybe.
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?
Indoors.
What is your favorite season
Summer.
Do you like walking in the rain?
Only if I’m going somewhere and don’t have to look put together.
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetarian?
No.
What is your favorite fruit?
Strawberries, watermelon, peaches, plums.
What food makes you want to gag?
Bananas. Fish. Mayonnaise. Cheese.
What is your favorite dessert?
Peach pie.
What is your favorite restaurant?
Upstares at Varalli’s.
Are you a fussy eater?
Only when it comes to certain things, but I’ll always try it.
Are you single or taken?
This is depressing, I’m not answering this section.
What was one of your greatest experiences?
Being… um… born?
Have you ever thought you were going to die?
Nope.


