So, M and I were futzing around on chat today, when I came across this article via tumblr.
Read the article here.
The gist is that Disney is thinking of ditching the Disney princesses in favor of Nemos, Jacks and Buzzs, with Tangled being the final princess venture for the company. Needless to say, we flipped shit and then decided to blog about it.

Extraordinary Thoughts:
I grew up on the Disney Masterpiece videos. One of the first movies I ever watched was The Little Mermaid and “Part of Your World” was one of the first songs I ever learned to sing. If I had the means to show you the video of me singing the song atop a Minnie Mouse beach towel, I would.
I digress.
When I watched the princesses, sure I thought of their beauty and their happily ever after but, to be honest, I also thought it really sucked that they always had an evil being after them. Maleficent was one scary witch, dudes, as was Jafar with the wise-cracking parrot (which didn’t help my fear of birds, by the way). I always saw the ladies as being able to vault over the hurdles and find happiness. Sure, there was a handsome young man waiting for her but really, was it ever truly easy?
Of course not.
Perhaps if Disney expanded on their explanations or even made sense with what was said, this would sit a bit easier, but it just seems wrong. They say that the company needs to keep up with the times but is getting rid of a Princess line the way to go? These women, at least in my perspective, weren’t created to be sit on a higher level that girls could never reach. They were created to show young girls that there is a light at the end of the hardships and that nothing comes without believing in one’s self and truly understanding love. The Beast would have never been saved if Belle hadn’t come to realize that beauty lies within a person rather than in his outer appearance. Mulan would have never found love if she hadn’t done what she first believed was the right thing to do and went to fight in place of her father.
the entire film [Tangled] was re-worked with action and banter, a lead who was a thief instead of a prince to give it Sparrow flavor, and a number of twentieth century notions like Joni Mitchell tunes and a ‘Mommie Dearest’ mom who tells her daughter that she’s “getting kind of chubby.”
What bothers me about this particular phrase is that, in order to update a classic tale, a mother tells her daughter that she’s gaining weight. Is this how Disney is planning on “updating” to the current times? Will there now be a young girl who, rather than wondering if she’ll get home by midnight, will worry if she’s gained too many pounds to catch the eye of the bad boy with a swagger?
This is a terrible move on Disney’s part. What else will be changed in order to “keep up with the times?” Will Cinderella’s Castle turn into The Black Pearl? Will children only be allowed to meet the characters of Toy Story in the parks while the wigs and dresses of princesses gather dust in a store room?
Keep the Princesses, Disney. Forever.
Rebel Thoughts:
There… is so much wrong with this entire announcement. I say that because Disney princesses were an integral part of my childhood. Every time I had an ear infection (which was a lot of the time), my mom would pop in The Little Mermaid on VHS. Halfway through I’d flip for drops in the other ear, and then during the wedding scene I was allowed to sit up. I thought Sleeping Beauty was perfect, that Jasmine was so exotic and spunky and that she was so lucky to get a cute guy like Aladdin. I would sing along with my dad to the title song in Beauty and the Beast. So part of my disappointment in this announcement is for sentimental reasons.
Personally, I never felt that Disney princesses gave me the message that I had to be a weak female, always playing second fiddle. They taught me that I could overcome odds and end up happy one day. Maybe that’s just me?
the company wants to keep up with the times, and the times aren’t too keen on romantic stories of unstoppable princes saving desperate, pretty princesses …
Oh really? Well then what are you going to do? Instead of assuring young girls that no matter how hard your life is, it will end up okay, are you going to instead have Princess Jennifer who has to choose whether or not to keep the baby? I think there is still a way to keep the princesses relevant without doing away with them altogether.
Disney isn’t pushing a new era for female fare, but rather a so-called gender-neutral framework that seems more interested in focusing on male heroes (Buzz, Woody, Jack, most of the superheroes) than reworking the now-dated approach it has been championing for decades.
This sentence (this very long sentence) really bothers me. So… making movies more gender-neutral means focusing on a male lead? Seriously? Last I checked, gender-neutral meant including both sexes. And to me, that’s having the male leads of Buzz, Jack Sparrow, etc. AND having princesses like Tiana and Rapunzel. Both genders of kids will have something to relate to, whether it’s girls liking princesses, boys liking princesses, boys liking pirates or girls liking pirates. The whole spectrum is covered.
Then there’s the issue of the theme parks. Disney World has Cinderella’s castle, Disneyland has Aurora’s. Disney France has Belle’s and if I’m not mistaken Disney in Asia has Jasmine’s. Does Disney deciding to ditch the princesses mean that we’ll shortly be seeing Jack’s pirate ship and Woody’s toy box in the place of the iconic castles? With no princesses… you also have no Disney logo. Do they know just how many little girls still dress up as Snow White for Halloween? I saw at least seven this year. Just something to think about.
Personally, I feel that this is a pretty dumb move for Disney to make. They shouldn’t be churning out princess movies as quickly as they did when I was a kid, but they shouldn’t be ditching them altogether. I think a nice balance is key. Once every five years, even. I know a lot of people who are very excited for Tangled, but then again, that could be because we’re the ones who grew up in Disney’s “prime.”
CliffsNotes: I think this is a decision Disney will come to regret.